The Central Square McDonald's
John Q. Nerd gets his Master's Degree from the MIT Laboratory for
Computer Science here in Technology Square and spends two months
looking for a job.  Unfortunately, DEC is laying people off and Wang
went bankrupt.  He's running low on rent money so he decides to work
in the Central Square McDonald's on weekends and look for a job during
the week.
After John hands in an employment application, the manager tells
that he isn't qualified.  "Not qualified!?!  I've got a Master's
degree in computer science from MIT!" says John.  The McDonald's
manager replies, "I'm sorry, but all of our computer scientists have
PhDs."
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